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These are some lies we made up about Morgantown.
The phantom of an aged female grasping a gun is occasionally seen in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
A space invader from deep space has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances at Barnes Creek after midnight throwing pieces of wood into the flow.
The ghost of a waitress may now and then be noticed at Autumn Lake Dam before dawn enjoying the surroundings. Some of those who live here say this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who died here in Morgantown a long time ago. In any event, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that is rather not upset.
A giant bison was distinguished on the peak of Cooks Hill late at night watching the panorama.
The phantom of an elderly Indian chief was observed by a person camping at a campground near Morgantown. The ghost nodded to the viewer.
A gigantic buffalo appeared slurping gasoline down next
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to the water at Earlham Lake.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft was witnessed smoking a cigar in Blossom Hollow late at night.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has frequently been distinguished having a seat on the floor in a flat in Morgantown.
A dark rat that shape-shifted into a lady is frequently
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seen gripping a human skull under a streetlight in Morgantown. It's been asserted that this precise ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Morgantown. No matter what folks verbalize, it's a scary phantom that you wouldn't wish to meet very late at night.
A space alien from Pluto is known to have been spotted on many occasions striding from flat to flat late in the night on a Morgantown lane.
A huge grizzly bear can repeatedly be noticed gazing outside Brown County State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Morgantown
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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