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These are some lies we made up about Mooresville.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions going nuts in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Mooresville.
The phantom of a guy with demonic signs carved into his hand may sometimes be made out sitting at a table in a Mooresville home digging an opening.
A colossal sheep was spotted pacing through a building in Mooresville.
A space man from planet Mars appeared by Arens Lake Dam at night staring at the water.
Leonardo da Vinci appeared in Black Creek devouring a cookie.
A huge alligator was spotted marching through a mobile home near Mooresville.
An extraterrestrial from space was spotted on the water's edge of Lambert Lake smoking a cigar.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been spotted in Bradford Woods State Reservation late in the night hunting with a shotgun.
An alien tourist from outer space is frequently distinguished
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by Blue Bluff looking for someone.
The ghost of an engine driver has been made out on a small number of occasions sobbing in Camp Bradford in the early morning hours.
A sasquatch can often be made out up on the apex of Barnard Hill yelling.
A space alien from planet Mercury can be made out very often staggering through a Mooresville
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neighborhood burial ground.
A lady lacking a head has every now and then been seen struggling to utter something in Brown County State Park right by the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has been perceived on numerous occasions flashing a lamp down a desolate road outside Mooresville late at night.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft can sometimes be spotted standing by a wild road near Mooresville.
A giant marmoset has frequently been observed being carried by a moped on a dark highway right next door to Mooresville.
A colossal mink is often noticed in a Mooresville mobile home.
A man lacking a head is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances wandering down a deserted highway near Mooresville.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn may often be noticed seated on a stool in a building near Mooresville.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and an eye patch can be made out very frequently at the stroke of midnight sprinting after a passing Chevy on a shadowy highway close to Mooresville.
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Ghost Sightings From Mooresville
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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