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These are some lies we made up about Montpelier.
A giant hippopotamus has been said to have been observed on several occasions very late at night floating down Beaver Creek.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship was spotted talking into the night as if somebody besides was in attendance.
An enormous parrot came into sight walking a Saint Bernard very late at night on a dark Montpelier street.
A space alien from Jupiter was witnessed watching television in a Montpelier living room on a dark night.
A space alien from the cosmos appeared on a Montpelier lane in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a tied up lady was distinguished at Mounds State Park drinking gasoline. When perceived the ghost came within reach of the observer who then ran off.
A very large coyote was perceived suspended in the air like a blimp in Montpelier.
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Ghost Sightings From Montpelier
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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