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These are some lies we made up about Monrovia.
An ET from outer space has been observed on frequent instances in Camp Berean very late at night hiding a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.
The ghost of a terribly burned lady may often be perceived down near the shore at Merrywood Lake shifting orbs around.
A gargantuan hog may be made out repeatedly calling out names of people by Clear Brook.
Aladdin has once in a while been perceived in a Monrovia area grocery store, staggering the aisles.
A space invader is sometimes observed taking pleasure in the scenery at Amy Lake Dam around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Monrovia
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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