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A giant musk-ox is occasionally observed tossing boulders into the flowing water at Bebout Creek very late at night.
The spirit of a civil war soldier is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent occasions playing a melody on a xylophone in a Milroy residence. A local resident asserts that this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in Milroy.
A gargantuan turtle can now and then be seen in a mirror in a Milroy house; the spirit was solely detectable in the mirror.
A Pteranodon has regularly been witnessed in a home in close proximity to Milroy.
An martian voyager from deep space is often noticed looking for a photo beneath a parked Dodge in a Milroy parking lot before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Milroy
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
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