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These are some lies we made up about Michigan City.
The martian captain of a UFO has from time to time been observed trying to get cars to stop alongside a murky highway near Michigan City.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy is from time to time seen in Ames Field in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to find a glove.
A woman's body with a lizard's head is known to have been made out on a few instances downing milk at Dingler Lake Dam before dawn. One thing's for sure, this is a horrible ghost that you would not want to come across at midnight.
A colossal dromedary may from time to time be spotted sipping regular from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Michigan City.
A gargantuan reindeer was witnessed speaking into the air by Bosserman Creek.
A space invader from another world became visible speaking into the air as if someone besides was there.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft was spotted examining the scenery from the apex of Mount Baldy
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late in the night.
A gentleman having the head of a devil emerged clutching a human headbone by Pinhook Bog. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the observer.
An alien traveler from the cosmos was perceived walking a Sheepdog late at night on a shadowy Michigan City avenue.
A woman ablaze, hauling a kerosene tank was made out
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watching shows in a Michigan City living room on a dark night. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being witnessed. A resident declares that this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Michigan City long ago.
The ghost of a planter dressed in a worn straw hat has frequently been made out in Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore at the ranger station attempting to verbalize something. Anyhow, it indisputably is a scary ghost that any sound person would not want to run into.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is regularly observed flashing a flash light quite near Bass Lake State Beach.
A space alien from planet Mercury has been said to have been seen on a handful of occasions going through trash container on a Michigan City residential road.
An enormous frog may often be seen floating in the air like a cloud in Michigan City.
A space alien from another solar system can be made out frequently in a hardware store in the Michigan City vicinity.
A female with a sea-green
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face has sometimes been observed trying on socks in a Michigan City residence. One of the local residents strongly claims that this ghost may well be a famous former time local of Michigan City.
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Ghost Sightings From Michigan City
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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