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These are some lies we made up about Mexico.
An alien is repeatedly distinguished in a mobile home in close proximity to Mexico.
An alien traveler from another world has been said to have been witnessed on many instances looking chilling at the shore at Plothrow Pond.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady can often be spotted searching for a box underneath a parked truck in a Mexico parking lot very late at night.
A colossal muskrat may be perceived time and again in a Mexico area clothing store, marching the aisles.
A black snake that transformed into a female is sometimes noticed digging a cavity in Maconaquah Park before dawn. No matter what, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that you don't want to meet very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Mexico
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Ghost Sightings From Mexico
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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