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These are some lies we made up about Memphis.
A gigantic argali is from time to time witnessed drifting down on Anson Branch late at night.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been seen on frequent occasions attempting to state something under a streetlamp in Memphis.
A space alien from planet Venus may from time to time be distinguished rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Memphis building before sunrise.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire was witnessed in Camp Chelan very late at night concealing a body by a big rock. The ghost did not seem to be concerned by the observers. Locals allege that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Memphis long ago. In any case, it unquestionably is a chilling phantom that you wouldn't want to bump into late in the night.
A gargantuan badger became visible chucking pieces of wood into Deam Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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