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The phantom of a woman with half her head not there has been perceived on one or two occasions downing blood from a beaker underneath a streetlight in Martinsville. It has been said that this specific ghost is perhaps the undead ghost of a resident who used to live here in Martinsville.
A gargantuan hamster can often be spotted going through the closet in the bedroom of a Martinsville apartment around midnight.
A Triceratops may be seen often floating down Buckner Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady with a machete in her head has from time to time been perceived in Morgan Monroe State Forest on a dark night camping out. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the tormented soul of a former Martinsville resident.
An alien from planet Jupiter is once in a while witnessed looking at the water by Bradford Wood Lake Dam on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has been said to have been spotted
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on several occasions in Camp Riley in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a cadaver over rocks.
A huge ibex can every so often be noticed seated at the kitchen counter in a Martinsville residence.
A wandering ghost has often been noticed staring at the sight from the apex of Barnard Hill on a dark night. If you listen to what
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the people who live here declare, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Martinsville many years ago. Nevertheless, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that is preferably not upset.
The Gingerbread Man has been said to have been made out on many occasions before sunrise giving a lead expedition of Blue Bluff to a party of phantoms.
The ghost of a plane pilot can often be observed on a dark night examining Bud Davis Hollow in detail.
A gigantic koodoo can be made out repeatedly gazing at people in a Martinsville building through a door crack.
The spirit of a sturdy lumberjack carrying a big axe has sometimes been observed waving to cars by a murky highway outside Martinsville. Many residents assert this spirit is that of a local resident who had a house here in Martinsville long ago.
A bloodcurdling skeleton is every so often noticed sending a letter at a Martinsville post office.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire is known to have been perceived
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on a handful of occasions facing the witness outside the entrance to Brown County State Park. In any event, this is an unpleasant spirit that you do not want to come across at midnight.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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