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These are some lies we made up about Madison.
A space invader from planet Venus has from time to time been noticed in a building next to Madison.
An ET from another world is from time to time perceived in a Madison area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
An ET is known to have been observed on one or two occasions in Dugan Hollow before dawn shining a lamp.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out scaring folks in Clifty Falls State Park quite near the ranger station.
The ghost of a strapped up guy was distinguished by Big Clifty Creek shifting orbs about. This precise ghost has been spotted time and again in this place. One thing is for certain, this is an unlikable ghost that any sane person would not want to bump into.
Plato emerged in Cedar Cliffs Park late at night hiding a cadaver by a large rock.
A colossal addax was seen staring irritably at the watcher around midnight by a road sign in Madison.
Bigfoot has regularly been made
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out giving a guided outing of Big Cedar Cliffs to a collection of ghosts after midnight.
The ghost of a bum is often witnessed hollowing out a crater near the water's edge at Rider Lake. In any event, it's a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
A huge armadillo has supposedly been spotted on a few instances cleaning
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a blood-covered jacket in Butler Falls late in the night.
A space alien from planet Saturn may frequently be witnessed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Madison building slurping blood from a cup.
The phantom of an elderly witch can be observed often walking through a building in Madison.
A big menacing beast has sometimes been perceived mounted on a mare along a highway near Madison.
A huge gorilla is occasionally witnessed walking through a mobile home outside Madison.
A lady's body with a raccoon's head is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances in a phone booth in Madison making a telephone call.
A man having the head of a demon can occasionally be witnessed striding through a Madison area churchyard.
An ET from another solar system has repeatedly been spotted shouting along a desolate road next to Madison late in the night.
A semi decomposed human dead body is repeatedly seen spending time in an uninhabited home in Madison.
A female ablaze, gripping a fuel bottle has
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allegedly been noticed on one or two instances standing by a deserted road close to Madison. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a chilling spirit that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Madison
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Ghost Sightings From Madison
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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