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These are some lies we made up about Lowell.
A medieval knight's armor without a person inside can be spotted over and over again taking pleasure in the surroundings at Lake Dalecarlia Dam East before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from another world has occasionally been perceived in Buckley Homestead County Park at the stroke of midnight pulling a dead body through some bushes.
An ET has been perceived on a small number of occasions hurling bricks into the flow at Cedar Creek before sunrise.
An enormous hippopotamus may now and then be spotted riding on a mule beside a highway near Lowell.
A gigantic porpoise was distinguished at a public phone in Lowell talking on the phone.
The phantom of a lady with a sack bound around her head showed up walking through a Lowell neighborhood churchyard. The watcher was terrified and ran away. Any which way, it's a menacing phantom that any sensible person would not want to encounter.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos was perceived
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spending time in a neglected home in Lowell.
A space man from Venus became visible shouting outside the entrance to Indiana Dunes State Park.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was perceived at the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor staring.
A partially transparent gentleman clad as the captain of a ship
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was spotted being carried by a bike on a shady road in the vicinity of Lowell. The phantom did not appear to be scared by the observers.
A sizeable creepy ghost has regularly been observed in a Lowell apartment. Locals here allege that this spirit likes startling folks who come searching for spirits in Lowell.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman is regularly spotted walking down a deserted road close to Lowell. In any event, it is unquestionably a scary phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien from deep space is rumored to have been noticed on many instances showing up in a washroom mirror.
A gargantuan toad may be distinguished often at the stroke of midnight rushing after a passing Chevy on a shadowy highway in close proximity to Lowell.
The martian captain of a flying saucer has once in a while been distinguished in the rear seat of a VW by the driver seeing the spirit in his rear view mirror at night.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been noticed on one or
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two occasions by an old woman hunting in a forest close to Lowell.
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Ghost Sightings From Lowell
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Ghost Sightings From Lowell
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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