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I was having a birthday party with 3 of my friends. It was a sleepover. My friends were Vamp Ira, Bloody Mary, and Ozzy Osborne. Me and Bloody were on the computer and we had noticed that we hadn't seen Ozzy for a while, when Vamp came running into the room screaming really loud. I was like, shut-up! your going to wake up the whole house! Then a ghost comes into the room, and I jumped on it and killed it. But since it was already dead, that would make it alive. When I looked at the newly once again alive ghost, I saw it was Ozzy! She said thank-you for killing me, which would make me alive.
Submitted by anonymous
Category: ghost
These are some lies we made up about Loogootee.
An alien explorer from another galaxy can regularly be spotted going wild at Greenwood Lake Dam late in the night.
An ET from Saturn has now and then been distinguished staying in a neglected farmhouse in Loogootee.
A Triceratops is occasionally witnessed at midnight exploring
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Goldsberry Hollow in detail.
A gargantuan cony has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions searching for a bag in the center of Buck Knob Creek.
The Gingerbread Man has regularly been spotted consuming a piece of bread in West Boggs Park before dawn.
A woman's body with a goat's head is regularly distinguished on
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the summit of Buck Knob after midnight monitoring the landscape. Based on what the local residents say, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Loogootee.
An enormous pronghorn can frequently be distinguished around midnight staring across Maple Flats.
An ET from another part of the galaxy can be witnessed very frequently standing by a deserted highway right next door to Loogootee.
Henry VIII has from time to time been made out in a flat in Loogootee.
A colossal aardvark is occasionally perceived wandering by the side of a desolate highway near Loogootee.
A gentleman with the head of a beast is known to have been seen on one or two occasions emerging in a washroom mirror. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that is better not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Loogootee
Hey Arthur, how many letters are in the alphabet?
- 26 Delbert, everyone knows that!
-No Arthur, Nineteen. Because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. .
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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