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These are some lies we made up about Lake Station.
A huge roebuck can often be noticed turning toward the eye witness in Bicentennial Park before sunrise.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship may be perceived over and over again at Lake George Dam at midnight shouting at the eye witness to disappear.
A big frightening monster has from time to time been witnessed going crazy down near the shore at Marquette Park Beach.
An extremely large steer is every so often distinguished looking at people in a Lake Station residence through a window.
An ET from planet Saturn is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions trashing a bag on the shore of Lake Minnehaha.
An ET from the cosmos may every now and then be witnessed in a desolate place close to Lake Station.
Vincent van Gogh was witnessed at Gary Harbor at the stroke of midnight gazing down into the water.
A body with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes emerged floating by on Crisman Ditch late in the night.
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The spirit spoke of avenging a homicide. It has been declared that this specific ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Lake Station in the past.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship appeared trying to flag down cars alongside a murky highway in the neighborhood of Lake Station.
An alien tourist from deep
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space was distinguished downing fuel from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Lake Station.
A space invader from deep space was made out looking for someone in Indiana Dunes State Park by the park headquarters.
A colossal canary has frequently been seen walking a German Shepherd before sunrise on a dark Lake Station avenue.
A Megalosaurus is repeatedly perceived right by the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor gazing.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer has been said to have been spotted on several occasions staring through home windows in Lake Station at night.
A huge chinchilla can frequently be noticed searching through trash container on a Lake Station road.
A lady having a machete in her head can be perceived repeatedly on a Lake Station street late in the night. According to what the locals assert, this ghost loves frightening foolhardy people who have the guts to upset the quiet in Lake Station.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has once in a while
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been made out floating in the air like a helium balloon in Lake Station.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Station
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Station
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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