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Genghis Khan is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances pulling a corpse across the dirt in Hogback Ridge State Recreation Area on a dark night.
The phantom of a 9 foot colossal guy can now and then be perceived hovering in the air like a helium balloon in La Fontaine.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was seen thinking in the center of Back Creek.
A colossal elk came into view in an autopart store in the La Fontaine vicinity.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished trying on a hat in a La Fontaine mobile home.
The phantom of a lady having half her head gone came into sight creeping out of a storm drain on a La Fontaine residential road very late at night. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else in attendance.
A lady having a sword in her head was spotted playing a tune on a xylophone in a La Fontaine house. The arrival of the eye witness alarmed the spirit who then vanished.
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Ghost Sightings From La Fontaine
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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