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These are some lies we made up about Kirklin.
A huge hare is repeatedly perceived hurling chunks of concrete into the flow at Mud Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ghost is known to have been spotted on a few occasions seated in a beanbag in a residence in the neighborhood of Kirklin. A number of folks allege this phantom is the tormented soul of a long dead Kirklin local. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be steered clear of.
The spirit of a strapped up man can regularly be perceived after midnight chasing a passing truck on a gloomy road in the vicinity of Kirklin. It has been argued that this particular ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Kirklin before the present.
A very large chipmunk has sometimes been noticed in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver witnessing the spirit in her rear view mirror very late at night.
A giant colt is every so often seen trashing a hat at the entrance to White River State Park.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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