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An alien from outer space was observed striding through a house in Jamestown.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship appeared facing the observer in Ladoga Rest Park on a dark night.
A guy having a spear in his head was seen in the middle of Grassy Branch howling at the witness to be off. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been numerous additional sightings of this exact ghost.
A man's body with the head of a horse was observed staggering through a house near Jamestown. The bystander escaped right after she spotted the ghost. Nevertheless, it's without a doubt a creepy ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An alien explorer from the cosmos has repeatedly been distinguished in a phone booth in Jamestown talking on the phone.
A space alien from planet Jupiter is repeatedly seen mounding rocks next to a deserted road close to Jamestown at midnight.
A centaur has been noticed on a few instances being in a deserted villa in Jamestown.
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Ghost Sightings From Jamestown
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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