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These are some lies we made up about Ingalls.
An extremely large roebuck has allegedly been distinguished on numerous instances standing by a secluded highway right next door to Ingalls.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be perceived over and over again mounted on a Harley on a dark highway in the vicinity of Ingalls.
A sizeable creepy beast has sometimes been distinguished in Falls Park late in the night hauling a cadaver across the ground.
An alien tourist from outer space is occasionally seen at Sugar Hills Lake Dam before sunrise looking at the panorama.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of instances drifting down Flatfork Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Ingalls
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Ghost Sightings From Ingalls
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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