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These are some lies we made up about Huntington.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted looking at folks in a Huntington trailer through a door crack.
An martian tourist from another galaxy came into sight by Huntington College Lake Dam around midnight staring at the water.
A man devoid of a head was noticed spitting at passing cars by the side of a shadowy road in the neighborhood of Huntington. Several folks around here have had identical incidents with an identical ghost. Based on what the people who live here declare, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Huntington local resident.
A cyclop was observed drinking gasoline from a fuel pump at a gas station in Huntington.
A gigantic mongoose has often been distinguished bass fishing from the water's edge of Clair Lake on a dark night.
A sizeable terrifying giant is regularly noticed in Arrowhead Fishing Site very late at night pulling a body across the dirt.
A space man from another planet
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can frequently be perceived tossing pebbles into the flow at Bull Creek very late at night.
A space man may be perceived repeatedly walking a Bulldog at night on a shady Huntington residential street.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has once in a while been distinguished staring through home windows in Huntington in the
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early morning hours.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg is every so often distinguished in Chain O' Lakes State Park near the ranger station shining a kerosene lamp. In any event, it's a terrifying phantom that is better not disturbed.
The spirit of a waitress has supposedly been noticed on a handful of occasions watching cable in a Huntington living room around midnight.
An enormous okapi can now and then be distinguished searching through trash container on a Huntington road.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady has often been witnessed suspended in the air like a cloud in Huntington.
The ghost of a youthful female clothed as a maid is often distinguished staring at a lady sleeping on a mattress in a flat in Huntington.
An ET from planet Saturn is rumored to have been observed on many instances trying on a hat in a Huntington building.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may repeatedly be seen scrambling up from a manhole on a Huntington residential street
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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