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These are some lies we made up about Holton.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has every now and then been spotted seeking a picture beside a parked Chevy in a Holton parking lot late in the night. Whichever way, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that should be let alone.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances at Old Timber Lake Dam before dawn going crazy.
The ghost of a gold-miner was noticed hollowing out a crack in Old Timbers Lodge late at night. Panic stricken by the watchers the ghost vanished into the dark.
An ET from planet Jupiter showed up dragging a cadaver from the cold water of Bear Branch around midnight.
A massive platypus was observed in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Coon Hollow in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Holton
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Ghost Sightings From Holton
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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