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These are some lies we made up about Hobbs.
An ET may be spotted over and over again being carried by a llama next to a highway next to Hobbs.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has from time to time been seen chucking pebbles mid stream in Bacon Prairie Creek. According to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who are courageous enough to disturb the silence in Hobbs. No matter what folks utter, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that any wise person would not want to run into.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a huge white beard has purportedly been made out on one or two occasions at a public phone in Hobbs using the telephone. Scores of folks who live here claim this phantom likes scaring unwise people who come seeking phantoms in Hobbs.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head can occasionally be witnessed striding through a Hobbs area churchyard. People here who have witnessed this phantom claim
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this phantom may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Hobbs some time ago.
An armor from the middle ages with no human inside has regularly been seen staying in an empty home in Hobbs.
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Ghost Sightings From Hobbs
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Ghost Sightings From Hobbs
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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