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These are some lies we made up about Griffith.
The ghost of a guy wearing a police outfit can now and then be seen nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Griffith. Some of the residents argue this phantom is probably the tormented phantom of a resident who used to reside here in Griffith. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to run into very late at night.
A very large guanaco has regularly been seen shouting names of people in Beech Park late in the night.
A Plateosaurus has been noticed on numerous occasions in the center of Bull Run appearing terrifying.
A space man can frequently be noticed performing a tune on a piano in a Griffith apartment.
A massive parrot can be made out over and over again in a Griffith school in the early morning hours before sunrise wandering the halls.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has once in a while been noticed in a mirror in a Griffith trailer; the phantom was exclusively detectable
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in the mirror.
A mermaid has been distinguished on a handful of instances in Indiana Dunes State Park quite near the ranger station annihilating a photo.
A gargantuan koodoo may now and then be perceived in an apartment next to Griffith.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was spotted munching on an
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apple in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor quite near the park headquarters. When the ghost was observed it faded away into the night.
Henry VIII emerged in a Griffith area hardware store, staggering the aisles.
A giant lemur showed up seated at a coffee table in a Griffith trailer discussing into the thin air.
A space alien from planet Mars was noticed pacing through an apartment in Griffith.
A space man from outer space has often been distinguished being carried by a donkey down a road near Griffith.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a large gray beard is repeatedly seen marching through a flat close to Griffith. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Griffith resident.
An alien has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions striding through a Griffith vicinity churchyard.
A colossal marten can repeatedly be perceived struggling to articulate something in the middle of a deserted highway next to Griffith before sunrise.
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alien vacationer from another world can be noticed often staying in a derelict house in Griffith.
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Ghost Sightings From Griffith
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Ghost Sightings From Griffith
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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