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These are some lies we made up about Grabill.
A giant turtle was made out on the water's edge of Cedarville Reservoir mounding boulders.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship appeared pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Cedar Creek at midnight.
An extremely large weasel was seen by Beedy Lake Dam very late at night gazing at the water.
An extremely large jackal was observed in a mirror in a Grabill mobile home; the spirit was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
A massive peccary has often been perceived in an apartment close to Grabill.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space is repeatedly perceived searching for a glove next to a parked pickup in a Grabill parking lot after midnight.
A colossal jaguar has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in a Grabill area clothing store, walking the aisles.
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Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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