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These are some lies we made up about Geneva.
The terrifying ghost of a conquistador can repeatedly be perceived gazing at an old man snoozing on a mattress in a house in Geneva.
An alien from space can be made out very often reflecting at Rainbow Lake Dam very late at night.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object is sometimes witnessed shuffling orbs about in the middle of Bear Creek.
An alien traveler from another galaxy is known to have been made out on numerous instances in Lehman Park late at night appearing scary.
A sizeable chilling dragon can every now and then be observed trying on socks in a Geneva trailer.
A colossal goat was perceived snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Geneva.
An alien from deep space became visible in a Geneva highschool late in the night staggering the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Geneva
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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