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These are some lies we made up about Gary.
An enormous gopher has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions looking down into the water at Gary Harbor very late at night.
A female with the head of a beast may regularly be made out by Buffington Harbor around midnight looking at the water.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can be seen very often yelling names of people in the center of Deep River.
The ghost of a guy with half his head not there has occasionally been noticed marching through a Gary vicinity burial ground. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Issac Newton is rumored to have been noticed on many instances burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Beidron Park around midnight.
A space invader may now and then be seen hanging out in an empty farmhouse in Gary.
The ghost of a young female wearing a blood-covered dress was perceived standing by a wild road in the neighborhood of Gary. The spirit did not
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care that there was somebody other in attendance.
A beheaded lady came into sight in Indiana Dunes State Park by the ranger station obliterating a shoe. When the eye witness emerged the phantom ran away. One of the residents strongly argues that this phantom might be a recognized old days dweller of Gary. Regardless of what, it's a chilling
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spirit that should be let alone.
The ghost of an eight feet enormous guy came into view mounted on a low rider on a murky highway outside Gary. The appearance of the eye witness frightened the ghost who then faded away. No matter what people verbalize, it sure is a scary phantom that you would not want to meet in the early morning hours.
A massive camel was noticed eating a steak at Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
An martian vacationer from deep space has often been distinguished in a flat in Gary.
An Allosaurus has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions in a Gary mobile home.
A very large zebu can frequently be seen walking down a desolate highway near Gary.
The ghost of a young girl may be observed very often becoming visible in a bathroom mirror. Several of the folks who live here allege this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed Gary local.
A gigantic porcupine has occasionally been noticed taking a rest on a stool in a house in the vicinity of Gary.
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space invader from space has supposedly been seen on one or two instances in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Gary
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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