|
| |
French Lick, Indiana Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about French Lick.
A space alien from deep space has once in a while been seen in a residence outside French Lick.
The ghost of an aged woman holding a shot gun is rumored to have been spotted on a few instances trying to find a picture beneath a parked VW in a French Lick parking lot late in the night.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship may sometimes be witnessed up on the peak of Mount Airie guzzling blood from a beaker.
An ET from planet Venus was distinguished in Barnheisel Hollow late in the night trying to locate a bag.
Frankenstein's Monster emerged in Springs Valley State Fish and Wildlife Area at midnight drinking water.
An alien from another planet was perceived smoking a cigar in the middle of Dry Branch.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer appeared speaking into the air late in the night on a park bench in French Lick.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From French Lick
Submit a lie about French Lick, Indiana:
Other untruthful towns near French Lick, Indiana:
West Baden Springs, Indiana, 2 miles away
Paoli, Indiana, 10 miles away
Celestine, Indiana, 12 miles away
Dubois, Indiana, 12 miles away
Taswell, Indiana, 12 miles away
Williams, Indiana, 12 miles away
Orleans, Indiana, 13 miles away
Mitchell, Indiana, 14 miles away
Schnellville, Indiana, 15 miles away
Fort Ritner, Indiana, 15 miles away
Shoals, Indiana, 15 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Indiana
|
Ghost Sightings From French Lick
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
MORE JOKES
|
