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These are some lies we made up about Francesville.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer was witnessed at Mosley Branch late at night flinging rocks into the current.
A space man from planet Pluto was observed posting a box at a Francesville post office.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has often been made out discussing into the night as if someone else was present.
A huge impala is frequently spotted walking a German Shepherd in the early morning hours on a dark Francesville residential road.
The alien technician of a UFO has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances in Bass Lake State Beach by the park headquarters obliterating an object.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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