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A space man is known to have been spotted on several instances burying a body by a big boulder in Young Stadium in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian explorer from another planet can sometimes be noticed flinging chunks of concrete by Berg Brook.
A soldier's uniform wandering around lacking a body in it was seen scooping out an opening up on Hoosier Hill. The eye witness ran off immediately after she saw the spirit. According to what the folks who live here allege, this spirit is the struggling soul of a long departed Fountain City resident.
A dinosaur emerged hanging in the air like a balloon in Fountain City.
An extraterrestrial from Mars was made out gazing at an old man slumbering on a mattress in a building in Fountain City.
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Ghost Sightings From Fountain City
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Ghost Sightings From Fountain City
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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