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The phantom of a sturdy lumberjack grasping a large axe can be distinguished very often frightening folks alongside a wild highway right next door to Fort Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The frightening spirit of a Viking has once in a while been distinguished redistributing orbs around in South Side Park at the stroke of midnight.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire is every now and then distinguished dragging a dead body from the cold water of Book Run in the early morning hours. A local person declares that this spirit is that of a local who had a house here in Fort Branch some decades ago.
An ET from Jupiter is known to have been distinguished on a few instances standing by a deserted road outside Fort Branch.
An extremely large hedgehog can once in a while be made out riding on a motorbike on a shadowy highway right next door to Fort Branch.
An Allosaurus was distinguished in a flat in Fort Branch.
A very large peccary emerged flinging chunks of concrete quite near Harmonie State Park.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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