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These are some lies we made up about Florence.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world was noticed scooping out a hollow at Markland Dam on a dark night.
A guy without a head emerged on a Florence residential street late in the night. The phantom did not appear to be bothered by the viewers.
The ghost of an old prospector with a large mustache and a hook instead of his hand was distinguished staring at an old woman snoozing on a futon in a flat in Florence. The ghost reacted to the eye witness. In any event, this spirit indisputably is menacing; one that you would not want to bump into at night.
A very large bear showed up up on Wade Hill slurping blood from a cup.
A huge fox was observed in the early morning hours drifting along Arnold Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Florence
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Ghost Sightings From Florence
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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