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A giant shrew is occasionally noticed by a man hunting in a forest outside Eaton.
The frightening spirit of a Gaul has allegedly been observed on many instances taking pleasure in the panorama at Lake Mohee Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An alien was perceived bass fishing from the shore of Lake Mohee in the early morning hours.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire was witnessed piling bricks in the center of Austin Run. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been a few additional reports of this precise ghost. Several of the residents argue this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Eaton some time ago.
A large creepy monster was spotted seated on the floor in a residence in Eaton.
An alien voyager from outer space was seen munching on a piece of bread under a streetlight in Eaton.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon has often been noticed browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Eaton trailer before dawn.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
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