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These are some lies we made up about Denver.
The phantom of an elderly guy with a long white mustache may be made out frequently by Flowers Creek flickering a lamp.
Thumbelina has occasionally been distinguished browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Denver apartment at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from another world is every now and then noticed relaxing at the dining table in a Denver house.
An enormous coyote has been said to have been perceived on a few occasions in a deserted neighborhood near Denver.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may from time to time be spotted trying to get cars to stop by a shady road right next door to Denver.
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Ghost Sightings From Denver
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Ghost Sightings From Denver
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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