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These are some lies we made up about Decatur.
An alien from the Moon has purportedly been seen on several instances performing a tune on an accordion in a Decatur house.
A colossal koala can occasionally be distinguished in a Decatur school on a dark night strolling the corridors.
Plato has often been observed in the middle of Borum Run smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a mail carrier has purportedly been spotted on a handful of occasions at Saddle Lake Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the scenery. Locals here who have seen this spirit claim this spirit is the undeceased spirit of a former Decatur local person. In any event, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that is rather not interrupted.
A guy's body having the head of a raccoon may often be observed at the waterfront at Saddle Lake trying to find something. Residents say that this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Decatur in the past.
The phantom of a man clutching a sword has from time to time been seen
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burying a body by a sizeable boulder in Four-H Park at night.
An extremely large alpaca is every so often witnessed in a mirror in a Decatur house; the phantom was solely visible in the mirror.
An alien from another solar system has been distinguished on many occasions in a house right next door to Decatur.
A lady with worms crawling
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out of her eye sockets can every so often be observed attempting to grab something in Ouabache State Park quite near the park headquarters. One of the people who live here confidently says that this phantom enjoys startling foolish folks who dare to interrupt the tranquility in Decatur.
A sphinx was seen looking for a picture underneath a parked vehicle in a Decatur parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large fawn appeared in a Decatur area grocery store, striding the aisles.
A very large skunk was witnessed calling names before sunrise on a park bench in Decatur.
The ghost of a strapped up female came into sight wandering through a flat in Decatur. The viewer freaked out and escaped. No matter what, this is an intimidating phantom that you would not want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader was witnessed wandering through a flat close to Decatur.
An extremely large gila monster was seen at a public phone in Decatur making a phone call.
The martian navigator of an
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alien spaceship has often been witnessed carving a nook by a desolate road in the neighborhood of Decatur late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Decatur
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Ghost Sightings From Decatur
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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