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These are some lies we made up about Danville.
The ghost of a man in soldier's attire has repeatedly been observed snooping in mailboxes late at night in Danville. No matter what folks say, it undoubtedly is a terrifying spirit that should be kept away from.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is frequently observed enjoying the landscape at Beck Lake Dam late in the night.
The armor of a medieval knight devoid of a human being inside has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions musicalizing on a xylophone in a Danville flat.
The Loch Ness Monster may repeatedly be perceived tossing stones into the water at Cosner Branch after midnight.
A very large bat can be noticed often in a mirror in a Danville building; the phantom was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A space invader from planet Mercury is every now and then noticed in a mobile home near Danville.
A massive bison has been distinguished on numerous instances in a Danville area grocery store, marching the aisles.
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massive buffalo can now and then be made out shouting at the viewer to go away in Brown County State Park near the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was noticed resting at a table in a Danville flat hurling chunks of concrete.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag fastened around her head was seen walking
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through a mobile home in Danville. When distinguished the ghost moved toward the witness who then escaped. Locals here argue that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Danville some time ago.
A half translucent gentleman outfitted as the skipper of a boat emerged riding on a horse by the side of a road in close proximity to Danville. This precise spirit has been seen over and over again in this neighborhood. One of the local residents confidently declares that this spirit is that of a local who resided here in Danville some time ago. Nonetheless, this phantom sure is frightening; one that you would not want to run into on a dark night.
Johann Sebastian Bach was made out wandering through a home near Danville.
A big bloodcurdling ghost was distinguished wandering through a Danville area graveyard. There are other accounts involving this ghost in the vicinity. In any case, this is an unsympathetic phantom that any sane person wouldn't wish to run into.
A space invader has repeatedly
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been seen consuming a cracker by the side of a deserted road next to Danville very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Danville
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Ghost Sightings From Danville
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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