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These are some lies we made up about Colfax.
A Tyrannosaurus may occasionally be noticed in a building near Colfax.
A drifting ghost was perceived trying to locate a shoe next to a parked car in a Colfax parking lot around midnight. Other accounts of this ghost have been reported.
The martian pilot of a UFO became visible in the center of Brush Creek pointing at the observer.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was observed in a Colfax area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
An alien from another galaxy was made out heaving pieces of wood before sunrise on a lawn in Colfax.
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Ghost Sightings From Colfax
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Ghost Sightings From Colfax
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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