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These are some lies we made up about Clayton.
A space invader from another solar system may be made out repeatedly browsing through the closet in the bedroom of a Clayton mobile home in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has every now and then been perceived at Beck Lake Dam on a dark night taking pleasure in the vista.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady is from time to time perceived resting at a coffee table in a Clayton mobile home. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Clayton. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
A space invader from planet Saturn has been witnessed on a small number of instances by Clear Brook smoking a cigar.
A space alien from deep space has repeatedly been spotted reading a pamphlet in a metal boat on Merrywood Lake.
A gigantic snake is frequently spotted in a secluded area right next door to Clayton.
The ghost of a young lady clothed as a house keeper has been perceived on many instances hitch-hiking by a gloomy highway next to Clayton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clayton
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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