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A space alien from another planet was observed sending a parcel at a Clarks Hill post office.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was perceived by Rutan Farms Lake Dam at midnight staring at the water.
Aladdin became visible mounding chunks of concrete in a canoe on Rutan Farms Lake.
The ghost of a young girl was made out downing gasoline from a fuel pump at a gas station in Clarks Hill. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being distinguished. Lots of people who live here allege this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in Clarks Hill. No matter what, this is an intimidating ghost that is better not upset.
An alien from planet Mars was noticed speaking into the night as if somebody besides was in attendance.
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Why are there so many people called John? - Because it's a common name. Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door. He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home. He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't. Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home. It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep. The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said. - Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair. Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something? - Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants! - No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man! - I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead. -Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man! Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday. Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said: - I think we're surrounded. What's the difference between a coward and a careful person? A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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