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These are some lies we made up about Charlestown.
A huge sloth came into sight in Tunnel Mill Boy Scout Camp in the early morning hours before sunrise shouting at the eye witness to disappear.
William Shakespeare was made out floating down on Big Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with a somewhat translucent body was made out looking at the water by Jack Pine Park Lake Dam late at night. This precise ghost has been noticed over and over again in this place. Several of the folks here claim this phantom is that of a person who existed here in Charlestown before the present.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is repeatedly perceived swallowing blood from a glass in Rabbit Hollow at the stroke of midnight. It's been said that this precise phantom likes terrifying foolish folks who dare to upset the quiet in Charlestown. Any which way, this phantom certainly is bloodcurdling; one that should be stayed away from.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft has purportedly
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been perceived on a handful of occasions poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Charlestown.
An alien from planet Saturn can regularly be distinguished playing a harp in a Charlestown building.
An extremely large dormouse may be distinguished frequently in a mirror in a Charlestown residence; the ghost was exclusively visible in the
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mirror.
The ghost of a gentleman having on an army uniform has every so often been seen in a residence in the neighborhood of Charlestown.
A space man from another galaxy is once in a while made out carrying a human headbone at the entrance to Clifty Falls State Park.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is known to have been seen on several instances in a Charlestown area supermarket, striding the aisles.
A Yeti has often been witnessed gazing on a dark night on a sidewalk in Charlestown.
An ET from Venus has been spotted on a handful of instances having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Charlestown apartment struggling to touch something.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head can be perceived very often walking through a building in Charlestown. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not upset.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag fastened around her head has every now and then been perceived riding on a mule beside a road outside Charlestown.
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very large frog is every so often witnessed striding through a residence right next door to Charlestown.
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Ghost Sightings From Charlestown
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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