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These are some lies we made up about Chandler.
A headless gentleman has from time to time been observed enjoying the vista at Washing-Recirculating Reservoir Dam after midnight.
The Abominable Snowman is every so often observed bass fishing from the water's edge of Perdido Lake late in the night.
An alien tourist from another solar system is rumored to have been made out on numerous instances gazing in Clear Branch.
A gigantic marmoset may occasionally be observed up on Big Ditney Hill struggling to state something.
A big scary beast has often been perceived standing by a wild road close to Chandler.
A lady with her legs removed is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions in Breckenridge Park at the stroke of midnight dragging a body over the grass. One thing's for certain, it's a menacing spirit that should be avoided.
An alien from another galaxy may repeatedly be made out being carried by a bicycle on a gloomy highway near Chandler.
A space alien can be noticed
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very frequently in a house in Chandler.
The phantom of a man hauling a bloody machete has sometimes been perceived pointing at the bystander in Harmonie State Park outside the park headquarters.
An alien tourist from another world is now and then noticed in a Chandler flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Chandler
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Ghost Sightings From Chandler
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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