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These are some lies we made up about Chalmers.
The ghost of a youthful female in a bloody wedding dress can be noticed often searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Chalmers apartment late in the night. Based on what the residents declare, this spirit loves frightening foolhardy folks who have the nerve to disturb the tranquility in Chalmers.
A space man from planet Saturn has once in a while been witnessed sitting at a table in a Chalmers mobile home.
A Plateosaurus is sometimes distinguished looking at folks in a Chalmers home through a door crack.
An extremely large ox has purportedly been spotted on numerous instances trying to flag down cars next to a shadowy road near Chalmers.
A beheaded lady may now and then be perceived by Bass Lake State Beach screaming at the observer to leave.
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Ghost Sightings From Chalmers
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Ghost Sightings From Chalmers
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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