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These are some lies we made up about Centerville.
A space man is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances by Glen White Dam at night looking at the water.
A big menacing ogre can from time to time be made out gulping fuel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Centerville.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has frequently been made out articulating into the thin air as if someone besides was present.
A space man from the Moon is often made out looking on the water's edge of Elkhorn Lakes.
The ghost of a planter in a worn straw hat has been spotted on a few occasions walking a Saint Bernard before sunrise on a murky Centerville residential street.
A young girl having on a bloody wedding dress can repeatedly be seen flinging bricks into the current at Bear Branch before sunrise. In any case, this is a hostile spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
An ET from outer space can be witnessed frequently in Clear Creek Park after midnight reasoning.
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man having a machete in his head has every now and then been witnessed in Whitewater Memorial State Park by the park headquarters scaring people.
A man's body having the head of a donkey is sometimes seen staring through house windows in Centerville around midnight. Regardless of what folks say, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be let alone.
A space alien has been noticed on a handful of occasions going through garbage container on a Centerville avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Centerville
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Ghost Sightings From Centerville
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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