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These are some lies we made up about Celestine.
A space man from space has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances by Bailey Creek looking scary.
A Tyrannosaurus may be noticed very frequently on the water's edge of Patoka Lake looking furiously at the observer.
The creepy ghost of a Gaul has every so often been perceived examining the panorama from the top of Harbison Hills around midnight.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft is from time to time made out in the early morning hours before sunrise hovering across the Harbison Hills.
A very large horse is rumored to have been made out on many occasions hollowing out a cavity at Carmichael Lake Dam before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Celestine
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Ghost Sightings From Celestine
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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