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An ET from another part of the galaxy may every now and then be spotted at the stroke of midnight studying Buzzard Hollow in detail.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out howling at the witness to stay away in Big Cedar Creek.
A gargantuan panther emerged in Camp Lenmary before dawn tossing stones.
A glow-in-the-dark human person was distinguished looking at people in a Cedar Grove mobile home through a door crack. The appearance of the witness scared the ghost who then disappeared. Based on what the residents declare, this phantom may very well be a well-known yesteryear resident of Cedar Grove.
Aladdin emerged in a secluded place in close proximity to Cedar Grove.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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