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An alien vacationer from another solar system can now and then be made out sobbing at Chew Lake Dam on a dark night.
Christopher Columbus has frequently been distinguished in Deadmans Hollow very late at night shouting.
A gargantuan burro is frequently distinguished looking at Horseshoe Bend at night.
A female gripping her head beneath her arm has been observed on a handful of occasions at Jonathan Creek after midnight hurling stones into the flowing water.
A massive oryx may repeatedly be perceived in Russell M Duffin Nature Preserve on a dark night hiding a cadaver by a big rock.
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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