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Henry VIII has supposedly been observed on numerous occasions taking in the landscape at Frank Alexander Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
The spirit of an old woman grasping a firearm was observed by a man hiking along a trail close to Carthage. The ghost didn't seem to be worried by the bystanders.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief became visible resting on a bench in a house in Carthage. The ghost nodded to the observer. Several of the people who live in this town claim this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Carthage some time ago.
A very large dromedary was spotted in the middle of Anthony Creek looking menacing.
An alien came into view turning toward the onlooker underneath a lamppost in Carthage.
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Ghost Sightings From Carthage
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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