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These are some lies we made up about Carmel.
An alien tourist from space can be perceived often having a seat on the floor in a building in Carmel.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a sword has every so often been distinguished tossing chunks of concrete under a lamppost in Carmel. Folks who have seen this ghost say this ghost could be a well-known old days resident of Carmel.
A giant crow is occasionally made out concealing a dead body by a big boulder in Broad Ripple Park late at night.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her eyes has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances pulling a body from the chilly water of Allison Run late at night.
A huge polar bear may from time to time be noticed at Eagle Lake Dam after midnight looking at the vista.
An ET from deep space is regularly noticed searching for an object on the water's edge of Eagle Lake.
A gigantic kinkajou has purportedly been noticed on a handful of instances pacing from trailer to trailer at night
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on a Carmel street.
Galileo can repeatedly be distinguished relaxing at a coffee table in a Carmel home.
The ghost of a shackled up woman may be made out frequently gazing at folks in a Carmel home through an air vent. Folks say that this phantom is perhaps the undeparted phantom of a resident who used to live here in Carmel. One thing
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is for sure, it's a terrifying ghost that is better not disturbed.
A giant alligator has sometimes been spotted trying to find somebody right by Mounds State Park.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is sometimes witnessed trying to get cars to stop beside a dark road close to Carmel.
An extremely large ape has been witnessed on one or two occasions posting a box at a Carmel post office.
A space invader from Jupiter can from time to time be noticed slurping regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Carmel.
A Yeti was perceived chatting into the air as if someone besides was there.
A colossal mole appeared staring through home windows in Carmel before sunrise.
A sizeable scary beast was observed watching TV in a Carmel living room at night.
A woman having the head of a leprechaun appeared going through trash cans on a Carmel avenue. There have been several descriptions with reference to this spirit in the area.
A huge bunny was distinguished
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on a Carmel residential road very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Carmel
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Ghost Sightings From Carmel
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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