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These are some lies we made up about Carlisle.
A space alien from another solar system may every now and then be noticed at Busseron Dam Number L-S late in the night taking in the landscape.
The phantom of a gentleman with half his head gone has frequently been spotted by a man fishing by a lake close to Carlisle. Nonetheless, this is an intimidating ghost that should be shunned.
A Velociraptor is frequently noticed surveying the landscape from the peak of Ladd Hill at the stroke of midnight.
A huge porpoise has been said to have been perceived on many instances fluttering over Curry Prairie late at night.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object may regularly be witnessed throwing rocks into the flow at Buck Creek after midnight.
A huge dog has once in a while been witnessed hauling a body over rocks in Sullivan County Park around midnight.
A space invader from planet Neptune is sometimes perceived taking a rest in a chair in a trailer in Carlisle.
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Ghost Sightings From Carlisle
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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