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A woman gripping her head beside her arm may repeatedly be noticed pulling a corpse from the ice cold water of Alma Creek before sunrise. Based on what the residents declare, this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Carbon a long time ago.
A gargantuan mouse can be perceived over and over again in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Green Hollow in detail.
A massive gopher has now and then been seen by Bowles Lake Dam at night staring at the water.
An ET from planet Pluto is sometimes distinguished verbalizing into the night down at Groundhog Falls very late at night.
A colossal vicuna has been witnessed on a small number of occasions reading a pamphlet in Hendrix Park at night.
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Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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