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These are some lies we made up about Cannelburg.
A gargantuan boar has regularly been made out hauling a cadaver through some bushes in West Boggs Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant gemsbok has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions in a rubber raft on Indian Rock Lake chatting into the night.
A drifting ghost may repeatedly be witnessed at the stroke of midnight drifting down Barnes Branch. No matter what, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that should be kept away from.
A space alien can be distinguished over and over again in an autopart store in the Cannelburg neighborhood.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer has now and then been seen staring at the water by Soil and Water Conservancy District Dam around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Cannelburg
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Ghost Sightings From Cannelburg
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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