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A very large hog was witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Blacksnake Hollow in detail.
A space alien from planet Neptune was spotted floating down on Benham Branch at midnight.
A creepy skeleton has repeatedly been distinguished in a Canaan area shoe store, marching the aisles.
A luminous human shape has been said to have been made out on many instances sitting at the kitchen counter in a Canaan flat looking chilling. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that you don't want to run into before sunrise.
A space man from another part of the galaxy can often be noticed gazing angrily at the viewer near Clifty Falls State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Canaan
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Ghost Sightings From Canaan
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
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