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An alien from planet Jupiter has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances taking a rest on a sofa in a building in Cambridge City.
A gentleman with a large hole through his torso was made out pulling a cadaver from the chilly water of Auburn Brook after midnight. The spirit reacted to the bystander. Whichever way, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that any normal person would not want to run into.
A lady's body with a pig's head became visible tossing rocks into Hi-Way Springs at night. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being distinguished.
A huge dormouse was noticed shouting at the watcher to go away in Camp Wapi Kamigi at night.
An enormous reindeer became visible going wild at Manlove Park Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from another solar system was distinguished excavating a nook by a lamppost in Cambridge City.
An alien has repeatedly been noticed walking
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from flat to flat at night on a Cambridge City street.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space is repeatedly seen browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Cambridge City house at night.
An alien from space may repeatedly be seen consuming a sandwich in Mounds State Park right by the ranger station.
A partially rotten
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human cadaver has from time to time been seen staring at folks in a Cambridge City mobile home through a door crack. Several of the people who live in this town argue this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed on here in Cambridge City some time ago.
A giant baboon is every so often spotted spitting at passing cars down a dark highway near Cambridge City.
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What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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